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I Shall Flatulate in Thy General Direction Tote

$18 $23
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Deliver medieval mockery with style! This absurdly noble insult t-shirt features the phrase “I shall flatulate in thy general direction” in glorious old-timey script. Perfect for fans of dry British humor, vintage insults, and flatulence-themed banter. A knightly gift for jesters, geeks, and sarcastic souls alike.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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