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Reading Athletic Dept. T-Shirt

Description: A clever retro parody for book lovers, teachers, and proud nerds. “Reading Athletic Dept.” brings vintage college style to your favorite mental workout — because turning pages counts as cardio.

Tags: back to school, banned books, book lover, book nerd, books
I Wet My Plants – Funny Gardening Pun T-Shirt

Description: A playful retro design for plant lovers who don’t take life too seriously. “I Wet My Plants on a Regular Basis” is the perfect joke for gardeners, houseplant addicts, and anyone who finds joy in watering things that can’t talk back.

Tags: flower, funny quote, garden, gardener, gardening humor
Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong – Retro Skeleton T-Shirt

Description: A vintage-style design featuring a cheerful skeleton tending flowers with the phrase “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong.” Perfect for gardeners with a dark sense of humor and anyone who loves retro colors, irony, and dirt under their nails.

Tags: 70s aesthetic, dark humor, floral, flower, flower lover

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