Got attitude? This brutally honest design says it all: “Grab a Straw Because You Suck.” Perfect for introverts, sarcasm lovers, or anyone who thrives on savage comebacks and edgy humor. Makes a hilarious gift for coworkers, friends with a sense of humor, or people who deserve a not-so-subtle roast. Whether you're feeling passive-aggressive or just tired of pretending to be nice, this design has you covered. Available on tees, stickers, mugs and more — for people who don’t sugarcoat.
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