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I’m Totally Sober Right Now – Funny White Lie Party Tote

$23
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A white lie every partygoer has told. Bold, funny, and perfectly ironic — ideal for nights out, hangovers, or pretending you have it all together.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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