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Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong – Retro Skeleton Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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A vintage-style design featuring a cheerful skeleton tending flowers with the phrase “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong.” Perfect for gardeners with a dark sense of humor and anyone who loves retro colors, irony, and dirt under their nails.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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