Tank Tops

Description: A clever retro parody for book lovers, teachers, and proud nerds. “Reading Athletic Dept.” brings vintage college style to your favorite mental workout — because turning pages counts as cardio.

Description: A playful retro design for plant lovers who don’t take life too seriously. “I Wet My Plants on a Regular Basis” is the perfect joke for gardeners, houseplant addicts, and anyone who finds joy in watering things that can’t talk back.

Description: A vintage-style design featuring a cheerful skeleton tending flowers with the phrase “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong.” Perfect for gardeners with a dark sense of humor and anyone who loves retro colors, irony, and dirt under their nails.

Description: A hilarious Thanksgiving twist featuring a nervous cartoon turkey who’d definitely prefer to skip the main course. Perfect for vegetarians, vegans, or anyone with a dark sense of holiday humor. Great conversation starter for family gatherings, Friendsgiving parties, or casual fall outfits.

Description: Get a laugh at the family dinner with this hilarious cartoon turkey. This funny design features a panicked turkey face that definitely hates Thanksgiving, making it the perfect holiday joke for Turkey Day.

Description: This hilarious "Leg Day" design is the perfect funny pun for any gym lover this Thanksgiving. Show off your love for fitness, bodybuilding, and turkey with this funny workout design.

Description: A perfectly meta white lie for overthinkers and perfectionists. Bold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to make other designers laugh because yes, you did stress about it.

Description: A white lie every partygoer has told. Bold, funny, and perfectly ironic — ideal for nights out, hangovers, or pretending you have it all together.

Description: A classic white lie everyone’s guilty of. Bold, funny, and perfectly relatable — ideal for anyone who texts “I’m on my way” while still in bed.

Description: A white lie for the digital age. Perfect for anyone who swears they’re “not addicted” to scrolling. Bold, funny, and painfully accurate.

Description: A white lie as old as hair dye. Fun, confident, and cheeky — perfect for anyone who swears their color came straight from nature (and not the salon).

Description: A white lie that every morning person tells themselves. Simple, funny, and painfully relatable. Perfect for coffee lovers, night owls, and serial snoozers everywhere.

Description: A classic white lie for anyone who says “no” to alcohol, right before saying “okay, just one.” Perfect for parties, hangouts, and anyone with a good sense of humor.

Description: A classic white lie that everyone tells — and nobody believes. Bold, witty, and perfect for anyone who’s “totally fine” after a breakup.

Description: A cheeky white lie that needs no explanation. Bold, ironic, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows, perfect for parties, festivals, or anyone with a fearless sense of humor.

Description: A subtle white lie everyone’s guilty of. Perfect for meetings, long conversations, or anytime you’re totally not listening but want to look polite.

Description: A white lie that saves us all in awkward moments. Simple, funny, and perfectly relatable. For everyone who’s ever smiled while desperately trying to recall a name.

Description: A universal white lie for the digital age. Bold, sarcastic, and instantly relatable — because let’s be honest, nobody reads them.

Description: A modern white lie we’ve all heard before. Bold, cheeky, and perfect for anyone who pretends to be “totally offline.” A simple design with just the right amount of sarcasm.

Description: A bold and relatable white lie turned into a hilarious statement. Simple, sarcastic, and perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and an even sharper haircut.

Description: Still Hate Fascism, bold and timeless statement for those who never stop standing against oppression. Perfect for activists, free thinkers, and anyone who believes in equality and justice.

Description: Embrace yourself is a bold statement for those who refuse to fit in. This raw, typewriter-style design says it loud. Forget the act, be real, be yourself. Perfect for rebels, misfits, and anyone who values authenticity over approval.

Description: A nostalgic tribute to a generation that saw it all, born in the 70s, videogamed through the 80s, and raved into the 90s. A clean, retro design for those who lived the best decades of pop culture, pixels, and beats.

Description: A bold distressed design inspired by reggae, dub, and jungle sound system culture. Perfect for DJs, producers, and bass lovers who live for heavy riddims and deep vibes.

Description: A cheeky varsity-style design inspired by Amsterdam’s world-famous coffee shop culture. Perfect for travelers, locals, and anyone who loves a relaxed vibe with a sense of humor.

Description: A classic protest-style design with a radioactive twist. Perfect for fans of absurd humor, science puns, and anyone who enjoys dangerously funny ideas.

Description: A bold self-care statement with attitude, perfect for anyone living life like a true savage while putting their well-being first.

Description: Barcode beer mug design.

Description: Not My Problem Anymore, retired varsity style design.

Description: Retired teacher design featuring a clean varsity-style lettering with a timeless college look that celebrates retirement with pride.

Description: Retired grandpa featuring a clean varsity-style lettering with a timeless college look that celebrates retirement with pride.

Description: Retired 2025 design featuring a clean varsity-style lettering with a timeless college look that celebrates retirement with pride.

Description: Retired 2026 design featuring a clean varsity-style lettering with a timeless college look that celebrates retirement with pride.

Description: Retired postal worker design featuring a clean varsity-style lettering with a timeless college look that celebrates retirement with pride.

Description: Retired nurse design featuring a clean varsity-style lettering with a timeless college look that celebrates retirement with pride.

Description: Retired fire fighter design featuring clean varsity-style lettering with a timeless college look that celebrates retirement with pride.